I really need a bae cause my back hasn’t been properly lotioned in YEARS
biggest got damn lie… rip to all my strands these fuckers “didn’t break”
when I was in elementary we had this program where you read books and answered questions about it on the computer and the whole school was supposed to do it and we got prizes at the end of each month based on how many points we got and whatever. WELL I was a voracious reader but in 5th grade the books I wanted to read were “too mature” as my teacher liked to say so I wasn’t allowed to read the “big books”. well little me was a little shit so I read every. book. on the carts below my level, so all the little kids ones, and of course I would get full points on the quizzes and at the end of the year the principal said I read an unprecedented amount of books and I they gave me a special pin because they didn’t even make them that high.
basically, I cheated the system because I was pissed I couldn’t read lord of the flies